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Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
"What is the big brass gong for?" one of his friends asked.
"That's the talking clock," the student replied.
"How's it work?" the friend asked.
"Watch," and he picked up a mallet and hit the gong hard.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall. "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It's two o'clock in the morning!"
RURAL AUSTRALIAN THESAURUS OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY
LOG ON - Make the barbie hotter
LOG OFF - Don\'t add any more wood
MONITOR - Keeping an eye on the barbie
DOWNLOAD - Get the firewood off the ute
HARD DRIVE - Trip back home without any cold tinnies
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the ute keys
WINDOW - What you shut when it\'s cold
SCREEN - What you shut in the mozzie season
BYTE - What mozzies do
MEGA BYTE - What Townsville mozzies do
CHIP - A bar snack
MICRO CHIP - What\'s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
MODEM - What you did to the lawns
LAPTOP - Where the cat sleeps
SOFTWARE - Plastic knives and forks you get at Big Rooster
HARDWARE - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K-Mart
MOUSE - What eats the grain in the shed
MAINFRAME - What holds the sheds up
WEB - What spiders make
WEB SITE - The shed or under the verandah
SEARCH ENGINE - What you do when the ute won\'t go
CURSOR -The old bloke who swears a lot when the ute won\'t go
YAHOO - What the old bloke says when the ute does go
UPGRADE - A steep hill
SERVER - The person at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
MAIL SERVER - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch
USER - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things
NETWORK - When you have to repair your fishing net
INTERNET - Complicated fish net repair method
NETSCAPE - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net
ONLINE - When you get the laundry hung out
OFF LINE - When the pegs don\'t hold the washing up
Westinghouse
A woman went to her fridge to find a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves inside.
The woman exclaimed \"What on earth are you doing sitting inside my fridge?".
"This is a Westinghouse isn't it?", asked the rabbit.
"Yes", replied the woman bemused.
"Well good", said the rabbit "I'm westing!".
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